Don't Do Drugs, Kids

Otherwise when someone tells you "hey, your friend *finger quotes* Joe *finger quotes*molested your little sister" you won't fucking remember it ten years later when your little sister calls you and has to bring it up so as to try to protect your stupid ass because you're too fucking cool to stop buying pot.

I'm jus' sayin.

But then, go ahead. Not like anyone can be mad at you. You genuinely forgot! You were so loaded all the fucking time, it's not like you have only one sister, it's not like you got calls from people at 1130 pm all the time back then to be told this shit. It's not like a few years later when you made her go with you and everyone else to see *finger quotes* Joe *finger quotes* because he's got a super cool video game thing; well it's not like she bitched about how she'd rather just wait outside in the dark and was super pissed the rest of the night because she had to go in...not like she didn't voice the idear that if *finger quotes*Joe *finger quotes* or anyone related to *finger quotes*Joe *finger quotes* was gonna be at your wedding that she was gonna walk out, bridesmaid in a stupid dress and everything. And everyone in this "family" is so close that we share our collective war stories all the time but daaaaarrrrn if she didn't ever fucking mention this one.

Gosh golly that neeeeeeeeever happened, huh. Just plum forgot about it.